User blog:AlsoLmnjuice/feels good to be great

last friday i was doing some pro gamer moves when i met some toxic players, those being hazardtool and some other guy with a really weird name that had GOAT in it or something.

hazardtool
apparently, hazardtool had been absolutely owning the server when i joined, and was going on and bragging about it. the next round, obviously, with my better skill (even at that time i ranked higher than him) i beat him fair and square. as the game went on, he wouldn't stop acting like he was the better man, so i gave him more skillful plays. he lost again. he wouldn't stop, but i know i won.

goat dude
the next server i joined, (after trying to play different game, to cool my mind) the game was basically over and when it was done, i instinctively typed "gg" in chat like the good sportsman i am, and goat responded with "my booty what did you do?" also, not even kidding. "my booty."

here we go again.

i'm not the type to shut up and take it (even though i am quite scrawny, but this is the internet) so i tell him what i did; something like "i got 7 kills and made it to third place on the team" and the rest is a bit fuzzy. afterward, it kinda became an argument. comeback to "combak" as he said it, with competition, actually, not going that bad.

goat was holding back, while berating me on my supposed low skill. I ranked 1.7K or something, and he ranked 3K, despite being a yellow star. it eventually devolved to the standard "i'm talking with your mom" and by then, the round had ended. he would continue the mom insults and i closed with a "these 'combaks' are getting pretty dry" and then following up with "go play roblox or something" before leaving to try out DM or something.